I was just scrolling through the inbox of my oldest email address and then I saw this mail I got from a friend sometimes in 2005. Check out what some technical support guys have to put up with on a daily basis. It’s so hilarious.
Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD
player and all I get is weird noises. Listen,
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one.
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn’t inserted it yet, it’s still on my desk, sorry.
Tech support: Click on the ‘My Computer’ icon on the left of the
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello. I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “Start” for me and,
Customer: Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates, damn it!